Professional bystander of others' awkward moments. Boxed wine connoisseur. Class clown of 2002 & 2006. Reigning champion of my family's Trivial Pursuit war. Here are my smörgåsbord of thoughts:
ready for my close up

ready for my close up







"I’m ready to face the work day…..& I’m a failure already…"

"I’m ready to face the work day…..& I’m a failure already…"



This is the most beautiful video with the most beautiful song. I just watched this at work & was sobbing by the end of it.



comedycentral:

Watch it uncensored here.



behindbobsburgers:

awww yissss



erry day in my life looks like dis



taylor-affair:

bottlerockit:

Oh my fucking god

I knew it was gonna be good but I underestimated how good it actually ended up being.

(via cycleofdeathandrebirth)



“If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.”

 —Pablo Neruda - If you Forget Me (via whats-in-a-blog)